Poor Keeny...
We were all enjoying the evening sun in Vancouver yesterday when your friend and mine Mr. Andrew Keen was savagely stung by a wasp on his ear. Some would say this was a one off event but I think something more serious is at play here. I think that the animals have formed a secret pact to injure Andrew Keen. 
Just 2 weeks ago Keeny was walking to work when out of no where a crow descended from the heavens and savagely attacked him. Keeny walked away uninjured but its only a matter of time before the crow comes back for him.
And most shockingly, mans best friend and perhaps not the most savage breed, the sausage dog attacked him in full view of a shocked beach this week. So far however, he has lived to tell the tale.
Just 2 weeks ago Keeny was walking to work when out of no where a crow descended from the heavens and savagely attacked him. Keeny walked away uninjured but its only a matter of time before the crow comes back for him.
And most shockingly, mans best friend and perhaps not the most savage breed, the sausage dog attacked him in full view of a shocked beach this week. So far however, he has lived to tell the tale.
posted by Simon at
2:04 PM
4 Comments:
Better keep Keeny locked up for his own safety.
Article in our local paper reads:
(The Norhern Echo,Simon)
A Canadian woman arrived home to find a bear in her kitchen eating porridge oats.Police were unable to persuade the creature to give up its snacking,so it was left to its own devices until it ambled out of the house in West Vancouver.
Simon's Mam xx
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Anonymous, at 6:56 AM
On this day 22nd. June 1757 George Vancouver the Exployer was born
From Dad xx
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Anonymous, at 5:46 AM
very good but did you know he never actually set foot in vancouver he just sailed past and claimed the land in his name. Just been on an interesting underground tour of early seattle you would have enjoyed it
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Simon, at 8:49 AM
wish I was back there hope the lads are having a good holiday
Mam xx
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Anonymous, at 11:41 AM
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